You Know You Lost A Bar Fight When You Wake Up With A Flashlight Shoved Up Your Ass
Do you think your family has your back? Since the incident, Cai has been radio silent which is understandable since he just had a 10 inch flashlight removed from his butt. His family, on the other hand, have been front and center making excuses for the foreign object being deep inside their loved one.
They said it probably happened after an altercation at the bar. Yeah, that’s DEFINITELY what happened…
Doctors said he’s in stable condition, or as stable as you can be after what happened.
“He is in stable condition and will remain in observation for two days to monitor for intestinal bleeding,” Sun Feng, one of the doctors at the hospital, said in a report.
Dr. Sun Feng has only seen one other case similar to this in his 10 year career, which was when a chef showed up to the hospital with a massive cucumber stuck inside of himself.
So what do you think really happened? Was Cai attacked at the bar and they decided to shove a flashlight up his ass, or was he having a few drinks at home, got a little curious? Or maybe he just slipped, fell, and landed on on it?
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