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You Know You Lost A Bar Fight When You Wake Up With A Flashlight Shoved Up Your Ass

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We’ve all woken up from a night of drinking with some mysterious injuries, but only some of us have woken up with foreign objects inserted deep inside of our bodies.

Most bar fights start when somebody spills a drink or steps on someone’s white tennis shoes. A few punches are exchanged, maybe a bottle or two get broken, a busted nose here and there, and then everybody moves on with their lives until next weekend when it all happens again.

For one Shanghai man, a trip to the local watering hole definitely wasn’t business as usual, and he won’t be bouncing back from this one anytime soon.

A man who goes by the name Cai had to be rushed to the hospital to have a 10 inch flashlight surgically removed from his anus. Doctors had to cut into his abdomen and basically give him a c-section because it was so deep.

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Was this guy training for women’s MMA or something? 

Cai absolutely refused to tell the doctors what happened, but we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt for now. Check out his X-Ray on the next page.

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