5. Unorthodox techniques
If you can’t calm the situation or you aren’t able to flee without looking like the bad guy, it may be time to resort to some unorthodox techniques. Hear us out…
There are people nearby, she swings at you, everyone’s starting to look, you have one instant to make a first impression. You’re either the bad guy who’s going to get sucked punched in the back of the head by a white knight, or you’re the victim, or there’s no conflict going on. Which of those three possibilities would you like to reflect? Start tickling her, and start laughing. To bystanders, it will look like you two are just horsing around. No matter how angry she is, she’ll be laughing and people will think that nothing is wrong. It’s a bold move, it’s probably not going to work, but by this point you’re out of options.
You can also start to yell “HELP! HELP! I’m being attacked!” This can be effective, but it will also put the same idea in her mind.
There are many cases of men phoning the police on women for domestic abuse where the man ends up being pulled out of the home and arrested, but it can also be a good idea to have a police report detailing what happened in case she does the same. We can’t offer you legal advice, but it may be prudent to take a trip to your local police station to file an incident report as opposed to calling them to your home in the heat of the moment.
6. Moving forward
Let’s assume that you’ve successfully won your fight against a woman (In other words, you avoided getting hurt, you avoided hurting her, and you avoided getting arrested.) First of all, congrats. Now, it’s time to take steps to prevent this from happening again in the future.
Was it a random woman that attacked you, or somebody in your life? If it was a random person, there’s not much you could have done besides following this guide. If it’s someone in your life, it’s time to take a look at the company you keep.
Does anyone here have experience in fighting with a woman? How did you handle the situation at the time? What would you have done differently? How did it end up?
Our goal with this resource is to equip men with the proper skills and techniques to avoid escalating the situation, to warn them about the potential life-ruining dangers that can arise from being attacked by a chick, and most importantly to keep women safe from violence – even if they’re instigating the assault.
Some men will say, “Hey if women want to be equals, they need to expect to get hit back just like I’d hit any man that steps to me.” If that’s how you think, you should probably stop reading this article right now (Because it went way over your head) and go get mental help immediately because you need it. We do not condone violence against women and that’s why we felt this article needed to be written.
Just remember, Only cowards hit women.
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