Antonio Bigfoot Silva
When we say Bigfoot Silva would take your girl, we literally mean that he would club you over the head with a stump then drag her away by one leg. He wouldn’t have to force her, either. After you are completely emasculated just by being in the same room with him, she’ll be running towards this caveman warrior fueled entirely by primal instincts. Your 401k won’t mean shit, you know what they say about guys with big feet.
Anthony Showtime Pettis
Tony is kryptonite for a party girl’s relationship. The kid literally cut his hair so often that he invested in his own barber shop. He’s fragile (sensitive?), so if you ever catch him creepin’ on your turf, your best bet is to throw a few pieces of popcorn at him and hope he gets injured.
Erick Silva
He’s got that exotic pool boy thing going on, so if you’re dating a cougar then you better watch out because he’s classically trained as cougar bait.
Abel Trujillo
He looks like that photogenic convict that women were going crazy for last year, without the criminal record. You never stood a chance.
Bonus:
Conor McGregor.
She’s too clingy, this ain’t lasting much longer. If this man was single in Vegas…you better watch out.
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