Ho-Ho-Ho please, take a step back.
The War on Christmas is getting serious.
Santa’s been running out of coal so this year instead of giving rocks to losers, he’s just flat-out dropping them in the streets. Santa’s had enough. After centuries as a pacifist, jolly old Saint Nick has seen enough.
Santa’s posted up on the corner doing his thing, when this guy walks up and takes off Santa’s hat. Santa gives one chance, but that’s it. When the guy comes back and tries to mess up his beard, Santa unleashes the fury.
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