2. He Has His Own Energy Drink
You know that guy who’s always trying to sell you on the latest pyramid scheme, sometimes involving energy drinks? When you have your own brand of energy drinks, you’re basically the overlord of being ‘that guy’. If there’s anyone on earth who is no stranger to being that guy, it’s this guy:
1. He Loves To Take Credit For Other People’s Accomplishments
If there’s one thing that Steven Seagal loves, it’s to smugly talk about how great he is. If there’s two things that he loves, the other one is to take credit for things that other people have accomplished.
Most notably was after Anderson Silva knocked out Vitor Belfort with that legendary front kick, and Steven started going on about how he taught that kick to Anderson. Tell us more about how you taught one of the most dangerous strikers how to kick.
“Right before he walked out I said you know, stay away from him for the first 2 or 3 minutes, just kind of get him frustrated, then fake low and come high and do that kick that I’ve been teaching you and kick him in the head.” – Steven Seagal
“The guys I’m training in the UFC, some of them have got their World Champion belts because of… they’ve attributed that to me teaching them so I still know a thing or two.” – Steven Seagal
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