2. Jose Aldo (25-1)
Some champions have to climb mountains and swim through shark infested waters to claim their title belts from the world’s toughest opponents, but all Jose Aldo had to do was show up in the UFC. In any case, Aldo has managed some impressive title defenses against the likes of Korean Zombie and Frankie Edgar along with a slew of other tiny little guys who are hot on his heels. Jose has been fighting professionally for over a decade, which allowed him to quit his previous job as a model for Gap Kids.
3. Cain Velasquez (13-1)
We’ve seen Cain Velasquez dominate Brock Lesnar and pick apart Junior Dos Santos on multiple occasions. He’s one of the scariest dudes on the planet, no question. After seeing JDS manhandle most of the division, and then seeing how Cain handled Junior, it’s tough to imagine who is going to dethrone the champ. Cain, if you’re reading this, we just want you to know that we’re huge fans of yours. Please don’t hurt us. Cain hasn’t fought since we last updated this list, yet somehow he moved from position 7 to position 3. Again, please don’t hurt us.
4. Demetrious Johnson (18-2-1)
Better known by his nickname Mighty Mouse, Johnson is the champion in the flyweight division. In fact, he’s the only champion the flyweight division has ever had. Don’t look for him on PPV, most of his fights have been on free TV because the lighter weights just aren’t as big of a draw, but when the accounting department says he’s a small draw they’re referring to his size – not the amount of viewers he brings in. Someone should really clear that up for them.
5. Chris Weidman (12-0)
Chris Weidman earned his spot in MMA history when he was able to do what only four men have done before him, which is of course to defeat Anderson Silva. Wait, four people already did that? What’s the big deal, then? Weidman made headlines when his home was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy, but despite the fact that he couldn’t’ even beat a girl he managed to shock the world with his victory over Silva. Fans are eager to see what the future holds for Weidman, how long he can hold onto the belt, and if he’ll ever get a chance to fight somebody in their prime who isn’t moments away from needing geriatric care. Stay tuned for coverage of his upcoming fights against Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture and Royce Gracie.
6. Renan Barao (33-2)
Renen was dethroned by TJ Dillashaw and had has huge win-streak broken, but he’s still a real tough looking bat who always has a fall-back career of starring in remakes of Nosferatu.
7. Ronda Rousey (10-0)
Business is bad for Ronda haters, she keeps silencing the critics at every turn. When just getting out of the first round with someone, or losing to them by something other than armbar becomes an accomplishment, you can tell you’re dealing with a bad chick. Can we stop pretending that she wouldn’t wipe the floor with Cyborg yet?
8. Rafael dos Anjos (24-7)
Rafael dos Anjos has taken Anthony Pettis’ spot on this list because he made Tony look like a little kid trying to fight his dad. He completely dominated one of the most dynamic fighters in the UFC, and his only loss in his last 10 fights was at the hands of Khabib, who’s just another type of monster altogether. RDA has shown that his wrestling is getting better while completely being able to have his way with Pettis. When asked about a fight with Conor if McGregor decides to move up to 155, RDA said he would rather fight somebody coming off of a win. Stone cold.
9. Anderson Silva (33-6)
The Spider got caught in his own web when he lost his belt to Chris Weidman, sending himself spiraling down the P4P list. What can you say about the former #1 fighter losing his belt that hasn’t already been part of a Chael Sonnen wet dream? It’s tough to tell what the future has in store for one of the sport’s greatest, and we’re still waiting for him to step into the boxing ring opposite Roy Jones Jr. We’re also waiting for Anderson to stop pretending that he doesn’t know how to speak English at press conferences.
10. Georges St. Pierre (25-2)
The pride of Canada hails from the city of Montreal, which is only technically still considered a part of Canada so that the rest of Canada can claim GSP as their national treasure, too. Thanks to GSP’s decision victory over Johny Hendricks, he’s now the leader for most wins inside the octagon along with the most time spent inside the cage overall. When he’s not meticulously picking apart his opponents piece by piece to grind out decisions, GSP can be found participating in typical French-Canadian activities like eating poutine and hating Toronto.
Update: In what world can GSP pretty much retire without a set return date or even a confirmation that he plans to return? Don’t complain or we’ll replace him with Conor.
