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She puts on a brave face and pretends that everything is great, but you can see that twinkle in your girl’s eye every time you two sit down and watch a PPV. She never looks at you the same way that she looks at Luke Rochhold or Elias Theodorou, and she even called you “Carlos” once while having sex.
They’re The Perfect Physical Specimens
Most professional fighters are in great shape because it can mean the difference between winning and losing. They’re not just trying to get huge like a typical gym bro, they’re developing their bodies to perform at a high-level and in the most efficient ways possible. You know what that means…
They Can Go All Night
All that training doesn’t just help in the cage, it also helps in the bedroom. A pro fighter is going to be able to lay some D on her like she’s never experienced before. She knows it, you know it, and fighters know it too.
They’re Submission Experts
Your girl just read 50 Shades and now she wants a man who can take charge. It’s real nice that you buy her flowers and listen to her complain about her day, but that’s not going to put stains on the sheets.
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