27 Dumbest and Most Entertaining MMA Quotes


Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan Quotes


Arguably the best commentating team in MMA, honourable mentions to Bas. Let’s finish off this collection with the main voices of the UFC…

“Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ” – Mike Goldberg

“He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.” – Mike Goldberg

“If Jardine’s last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense.” – Mike Goldberg

“If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I’d say he has a badonkadonk.” – Joe Rogan

“Houston Alexander IS FOR REAL!!!” – Joe Rogan

  • Mike Goldberg: “You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!”
  • Joe Rogan: “Uh, that’s Japanese, brother”
  • Mike Goldberg: “I should have known that.”
  • Joe Rogan: “You’re the one married to a Japanese chick.”
  • Mike Goldberg: “That is correct.”


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