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Women Confirm MMA Fighters Have Bigger Than Average Penises

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MMA fighters are alpha as fuck. They have to be in order to get inside a cage with somebody and to truly believe that they have what it takes to be the best in the world.

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Most men are too afraid to even call someone out who cuts ahead of them in line at the grocery store, yet there’s a whole community of beasts out there who spend all day beating the hell out of each other for sport.

So, what do these guys have in common besides the fact that they’ve got a reckless disregard for their own health and safety? They’ve got above average penises, too, at least according to women we’ve spoken to.

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Musicians have groupies, hockey players have puck bunnies, and MMA fighters have their own special breed of women that can’t resist a fighter.

From ring card girls, to women who have taken a couple kickboxing fitness classes, to girls who just love to get gorilla-pounded by jacked 230lb guys who could straight up murder anybody on earth with their bare hands, fighters have no shortage of tail and it’s not because of their winning personalities or their bank accounts…

“I’ve hooked up with a few guys in finance, a bus driver, a waiter, a bartender, and a handful of fighters. Guess which ones I still hit up on a regular basis?”



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