Here’s a rumor that we’re sad to report. It seems that Joe Rogan is gearing up to step away from his long-time role of ringside commentator for the UFC. We’re still waiting to hear what Mike Goldberg has to say about it. This hasn’t been announced yet, you’re hearing it here first. Our sources tell us that Joe is going to give up his UFC job to focus on his other passions in life, such as getting high as hell off of DMT, feeding alligator dicks to strangers, and Questioning Everything.
Although Joe only worked an event or two each month for the UFC, all the travel time still adds up, especially when someone has other priorities like unlocking the meaning of life through transcendent conversations with The One Spirit.
“Powerful DMT, bitches!”
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