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Controversial New App Rumblr Lets You Find Opponents For Random Streetfights

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Take mattyice67, for example… 




Until Rumblr came along, mattyice would have to hang out in the food court for hours, sometimes all day, before he could find somebody to fight him. It was seriously cutting into his hit-on-preteen-girls time, but thanks to Rumblr he can manage his schedule a lot more effectively now. With a face like that, mattyice is a hot commodity on Rumblr. Let’s see what happens when he gets a match…

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It only takes a minute before Matty finds a match. 

Instead of standing around doing nothing while he waits for the fries to cook, now Matty can line up some fights for after his shift.

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Set the mood with some trash talk. 

Before it’s time for “netflix and kill“, the two combatants can exchange pleasantries to get in the mood for mutual combat.

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Do you like to watch?

The fight’s on, so it gets added to the map. Now everyone in the neighborhood can show up to support their favorite street fighters, or just to watch some skulls get smashed.

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There’s even a version for ladies and for groups. Think your group of friends are the toughest guys around? Prove it.

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