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Meet The Man With The Largest Penis In The World, Has 3D Scans To Prove It

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Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is making some very bold claims. This 52 year old says he’s got the world’s longest dong, and he says he HATES it. He says women are afraid to have sex with him.

Before you accuse him of one of the world’s most transparent humblebrags, just take a look at the sadness and despair in his eyes. He’s not stoked about this at all

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“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees. I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support. Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.” – Mr. Cabrera

Okay, maybe he’s a little stoked about it. Still, this is a classic example of “careful what you wish for.

Ever gone to Subway, ate a footlong, still been hungry and ate another 6 inch sub? The amount of sandwich you just ate still isn’t as long as Roberto’s meat missile, which comes in at a ridiculous 18.9 inches.eatfresh

The previous owner of the largest penis is a guy named Jonah Falcon, who’s a measly 13.5 inches hard. He said he used to “Go out in public wearing tight pants to shock people”. Yeah, he’s that guy.

Roberto’s bold claims are backed up by 3d scans, which he’s shown to a Doctor in Mexico for confirmation. However, Jonah’s record might still be intact since the doctor said the “main” part of Roberto’s penis is about six inches, and the rest is all extra skin.

Check out the full size 3d scans on the next page and see for yourself.

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