Too Hot For TV

Meet The 7′ Tall and 440lb Highschool Football Beast That People Won’t Shut Up About

Too Hot For TV



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Here’s the kid that Barstool described as “an immovable object that can’t actually move.” None the less, people are treating this guy like he’s the second coming and is going to revolutionize football forever. Maybe. We’ll see. The big leagues are a lot different than pushing around some high school kids.

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Either way, for the time being, John Krahn is an absolute beast on the field. He’s 440 pounds and 7 feet tall, so good luck getting past him.

This prom picture doesn't look too out of the ordinary, until you realize that she's probably pushing about 6 feet tall.

This prom picture doesn’t look too out of the ordinary, until you realize that she’s pushing about 6 feet tall.

He hasn’t been playing for very long, he only started in high school. It’s the classic “Hey, you’re a big guy, play football…”

See him in action on the next page: 



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