- Chuck Norris could make Fedor look like Phil Baroni.
- Chuck Norris has never finished a submission because people tap before he even enters the octagon.
- The ring card girls need to to wear diapers to hold in all the moisture so they don’t slip and fall.
- Chuck Norris treated Rampage Jackson like a bitch.
- Nobody has to let Chuck Norris bang, bro, because nobody can stop him from doing so.
- Chuck Norris humbled Chael Sonnen.
- Chuck Norris submitted GSP despite the Vaseline.
So… Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee… who ya got?
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