We’re not going to distinguish between which of these are the “best” and which or these are the “worst”, we’ll leave that up to you. Some of these are so bad they’re good, others are just so bad. From the relationships between fighters and porn-stars that aren’t exactly known for lasting as long as a tattoo does, to some crazy new ink from an Irish badboy, here’s the current Best/Worst Tattoos in MMA. Don’t worry, we’ll be adding a lot more as time passes and as fighters keep making goofy decisions.
Editor’s note: We’ve excluding the giant veiny dick on Brock Lesnar’s chest since we’ve made fun of him enough lately and frankly, we’re kind of afraid of the guy.
The Right to Bear Arm
What can you really say about a badass bear tattoo on a hand? Well, when War Machine saw it, he said “Wait… where did you find a shop that does cool tattoos…?” This bear tat belongs to a fellow by the name of Waachiim Spiritwolf who has fought for Strikeforce, Bellator, and a bunch of smaller promotions over the years.
(Image via Strikeforce.com)
Crowning Achievements
Most recently, Connor McGregor posted this picture of his new ink. It looks like a gorilla wearing a crown busting out of his chest and eating his heart. One commenter said “He went overboard with the crown”… so that’s where you draw the line? The crown? So everything until the crown was a good decision…?
(Image via Instagram)
Porn Machine
Speaking of good decisions, which War Machine and porn-star girlfriend Christie Mack have a history of making, the most recent in a series of great ideas for this couple was to get… well… see for yourself. Sidenote: War Machine has caused big controversy for allegedly beating his girlfriend, and from the video research I’ve done, Christy has a lot of practice taking shots to the chin.
(Image via Instagram)
Rowsey Patch Kids
This fan tattoo kind of looks like it’s a tribute to Ronda Rousey and the Cabbage Patch Kids at the same time.
(Image via Facebook)
The Mr. Cool Ice of MMA
The next spot belongs to Paulo Filho with a tattoo that he got after completing rehab. Yeah, after. It’s a million dollar bill with a pitbull on it. This guy is literally covered in best/worst tattoos, check out the “Reward Hunter” on his chest. What does that even mean?!
(Image via Sherdog)
Papyrus Abacus
Melvin Manhoef has a tattoo of a scroll where he records a new notch for each person he knocks out. There’s a separate coloum for Muay Thai and for MMA, and thankfully no column for barroom brawls or domestic abuse like a different certain someone on this list.
(Image via Sherdog)
Who’s got your favorite MMA tattoo?
More coming soon!!
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