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Arnold Schwarzenegger Replaces Donald Trump As Host Of The Apprentice

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is the personification of the American Dream.




Instead of Arnold running for President and Donald Trump hosting a reality show, we’re living in a bizarro opposite world where Trump is running for President and Arnold is going to be hosting The Celebrity Apprentice.

It’s official, an immigrant has stolen Trump’s job. 
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It’ll be great to see Arnold whipping these whiny celebrities into shape, and he’s looking forward to earning a bunch of cash for charity.

Before making millions from movies, Arnold earned a small fortune as a real estate tycoon. Using money he saved up from winning bodybuilding competitions, Arnold invested in real estate and attributes a lot of his success to that decision.

“The math of real estate really spoke to me,” Schwarzenegger said in his book, Total Recall.

Beyond real estate, Arnold has always been an astute businessman. He’s such an obvious choice for this job that it’s amazing it didn’t happen sooner.

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The only problem? Arnold doesn’t know what to say.

“You’re fired?”

“You’re terminated?”

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