Page 1 of 3
Practically every man on earth (and most women) want a piece of Ronda Rousey, and that’s because she’s the most badass chick ever. What does it take to woo her? According to Brendan Schaub, you’ve got to be a “yes man“, but we’d have no problem saying “yes” to whatever Ronda wanted.
1. She’s an alpha female
Ronda is secure in her role as the alpha female. You’d never have to worry about her sleeping with your best friend because she doesn’t feel pretty enough, or doing dumb things to get attention and validation. She knows she’s a boss.
2. She’s an entrepreneur
Ronda recently coined the phrase “Do Nothing Bitch” and slapped it on a t-shirt. They expected her to sell about 1,000 shirts, but she went on to raise nearly 1.5 million dollars in t-shirt sales in just two weeks. Everything she touches turns to gold.
3. She’ll play Pokemon with you
While all your friends are forced to go to dinner parties, to the ballet, and other shit that nobody wants to do – you’ll be at home jammin’ Pokemon with Rowdy.
Continued on the next page:
Page 1 of 3:
