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Ronda Rousey Visits Reddit To Talk About Retirement, Pokemon, and Full Body Boners

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Ronda Rousey stopped by reddit to do a celebrity AMA (Ask Me Anything) where she answered all sorts of questions asked by MMA fans, and by random nerds too.

Ronda has become such a massive celebrity that her AMA is one of the most popular ones ever, right up there with Snoop Dogg, Buzz Aldrin, President Obama, and a guy with two penises.

Question: What do you think about the pornstar calling herself “Ronda ArouseMe“?

Ronda: It’s funny I used to hear that in high school sometimes! At least some girl somewhere is paying her bills with it now.

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Question: Have you ever had to throw someone who tried to pick a fight with you on the street?

Ronda: Yes. See my first appearance on Jimmy Kimmel.

Question: What is your sincere opinion about Cyborg?

Ronda: Sincere opinion about Cyborg: she’s just waiting to be offered enough money to get her ass kicked (‘cuz she know sshe’ll get her ass kicked). I know for a fact she can make the weight. She consulted with Mike Dolce (my current nutritionist) before I ever started working with him and after consulting with her he said he could get her in “the best shape of her life” at 135. She then started being represented by Tito Ortiz and all talk stopped. The delay is all about money, not her weight. She made 145 pumped full of steroids. She can healthily make 135 without them. Her shows that she headlines lose thousands of dollars, and the majority of the tickets are given away because no one will buy them. She needs me. So pretty much we’re waiting for her to realize that she needs to fight me before I retire or she’ll never have enough money to retire. I would like me kicking her ass be my retirement fight but whether she steps up or not I’ll walk away undefeated and happily ever after regardless.

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Question: Favourite male fighter to watch in the UFC?

Ronda: Demetrious Johnson. I think he’s the most well-rounded and I feel like I’m watching one of the later episodes of Dragon Ball Z when you only see one second of action going on between them disappearing ‘cuz they’re going so damn fast. I wouldn’t be surprised if rocks start levitating around the ring because of all the energy emanating from it. Might Mouse vs. Dominick Cruz was one of my favorite (and most under-appreciated) fights ever.

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Ronda talks about full body boners on the next page:



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