Let’s face it, the official rankings for the women’s divisions don’t really matter. You’ve got Ronda at the top and the rest are virtually identical. That’s why we’ve put together our own rankings, something for MMA fans to finally get excited about. These rankings have got something for everyone, whether you’re into freaky suicide girl chicks, barely legal looking lolitas, tranny faces with tight bodies that keep you up at night questioning your own sexuality, beauty queens, the girl next door or the stripper down the hall. Here we go…
1. Jordan McDonald
Out of everyone on this list, Jordan looks the least like a fighter and maybe that’s why she hasn’t crossed from amateur to professional. That’s okay, we’re all about the amateur stuff.
2. Paige Van Zant
Paige looks like your best friend’s cute younger sister who you wouldn’t dare sneak a glimpse of while you’re all hanging out by the pool on a hot summer’s day. But then your friend goes away for the weekend and she’s home alone, and all bets are off. Some things are worth ruining a friendship over, and PVZ is definitely one of them.
3. Aleksandra Albu
This Russian smokeshow has been MIA for years now, however she’s still signed to the UFC. Where are you Aleks? We miss you. Update: Hours after this post went up, it was announced that she’ll be fighting on the UFC Fight Night 64 card in Poland on April 11th. Coincidence?
On the next page: A thug, a goat, and a star…
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